What do you get when you cross two jars of Vaseline, an SUV with open windows, a bag of Mr. Happy, and a bag of Funky Monkey, all in a target parking lot?

The arrest report for NFL player Kellen Winslow, of course, giving a new meaning to the term two-fisting….it’s the ultimate C’mon Man of all time

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Funny NewsJets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana in New Jersey last November, but details of a police report are drawing the spotlight away from the pot.

NJ.com reports court documents reveal police were called to the scene in a Target parking lot because a woman alleged she saw Winslow masturbating in his vehicle. The woman told police she parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade in which Winslow was sitting with the window open. READ MORE…


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